@KattWilliams, who will be revealed next?

#KatHasTheAnswers.

Well.

What’s up with GQ?

I’m Katt Williams,

and today I go undercover on the internet.

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It’s actually me.

Quora.

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(Interviewer) Have you heard of Quora before?

Of course she was my grandmother’s friend.

What is Katt Williams like in person?

Oh, so sexy.

How tall is he?

He smells good.

And I don’t want to say specifically and speak for him,

but he’s probably about a foot and a half shorter

than 6’5.

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How was your first attempt at stand-up comedy?

Oh, that was lovely.

There was a room full of white people meeting this black guy,

and he told them

how it felt to be there with them,

and they respond with,

Aha, that’s how it feels to us too.

And the band was magical.

And it’s still that way to this day.

What are some tips for growing my hair like Katt Williams?

Dandruff.

People hate it, but it’s worked for me.

Okay, X.

@KattWilliams where do I apply to be your blunt role?

Backwoods, Swishers, Duchess,

Game Leaf.

Or maybe you don’t like tobacco residue,

I can do Gabba Leafs or LooseLeafs too.

What?

Ladies and gentlemen?

Yes, @justme-tmariie.

You are employed.

I’m on another level, 20, 25 blunts a day.

I can’t have just one,

I’m working this poor woman to death.

Her fingers gnawed at the leg,

just rolling day and night.

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@KattWilliams can we have a golf vlog please?

I’m all about honesty and truth.

And every 18th hole

I will need to edit 9 to 10 holes.

So that’s the only thing stopping me so far.

But yes, my confidence is getting high,

golf vlog incoming.

@KattWilliams,

have you ever thought about developing a follow up swing

and what kids clubs are you currently hitting? (laughs)

Oh man, I am so blessed.

You know what, they don’t make a children’s set well enough

for how i play, PXG baby.

@KattWilliams, you called it,

2024 has been all action and plot.

When are the aliens coming, big brother?

Oh, Ronald Falls Jr.,

they are already here, sir.

Don’t worry about them,

we have nothing of value that they want right now,

is the answer, Ronald Falls Jr.

Thank you very much.

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Reddit.

That was my nickname at school, because I read so many books.

Congratulations to Katt Williams on the win

Emmy for Guest Actor in a Comedy Series

for his performance in ‘Alligator Man’.

Donald told Katt he was going to give him an Emmy,

talk about keeping a promise.

Absolutely true.

Donald Glover said: ‘You know,

if you do this role, you’ll get an Emmy for it.’

Understand mathematically, good things can happen,

like, you gotta keep playing a numbers game.

Okay, enough with me.

Do you understand why I don’t like listening to me?

First standup gig coming soon – looking for advice.

I feel like you might already be good at it.

So have fun out there, be on time,

and remember that 15 seconds feels like 15 minutes.

On the other hand, if you go up there and there’s no spark,

and you don’t feel it, and nothing happens,

and it’s not fun for you,

it should be the last time you do it.

And you should give yourself that freedom.

Back to Quora.

How does a comedian recover

after bombing on stage? (laughing)

This is why most of your favorite comedians are alcoholics,

because the only way to recover from the bombing

is crawling in a bottle.

The only true way to recover from stage bombing

is to get back on stage and kill.

That is the true answer.

Which four comedians would you put

on the Mount Rushmore of comics?

Okay.

Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle,

Lenny Bruce, George Carlin.

How tough is the life of a standup comedian?

It depends on how tough the standup comedian is.

YouTube.

Yes, honey.

Two questions, where does Katt get these outfits

and what does he do with them afterwards? (laughs)

Katt always tries to look like him

and not look like anyone else.

That’s what I hate most of all in life.

If I were to see someone else in something I was wearing,

as if it would crush me inside.

And what does he do with them afterwards?

Ladies love to sleep on my clothes.

I probably said too much.

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Can we get a Katt Williams recommended reading list?

Yes, that’s something I’m working on.

I will be the next Mr. Rogers

and we will learn things together.

A recommended bibliography is mandatory.

Why does he sweat every set,

does the stage have no AC? (laughs)

I was always sweating on stage

and I always liked to sweat on stage.

It shows that I am a hard worker

and I’m out there giving you everything I’ve got.

People used it to think I was on drugs.

So I was like,

“Lord, can you lift this from me, please?”

And then I found out

that if I just don’t drink any alcohol when I perform,

then I don’t sweat very much.

And now people haven’t said anything about it.

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Was this guy in Grand Theft Auto 4? (laughs)

Yes, run GTA.

You get this before you got Grand Theft Auto 6,

remember that.

As I hope I am with and Call of Duty,

I’m in the culture.

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After watching the pathetic viral clip

of Steve Harvey clapping back at Katt,

who else decided to spin da block on this video again?

I know I’m not the only one.

Well, first of all,

thanks mr_willwhite8465,

with how eloquently you said it,

I don’t think I need to say anything.

I simply press like and subscribe,

and share.

TikTok.

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Every bit he does, he outdoes every comedian before him

with his use of the stool as a prop. (laughs)

How did stool comedy begin?

As a comedian, the stage is my workplace

and I was endlessly troubled by this stool

who is always on stage.

It works like a table in general.

You put your drink there or your notes.

But I demand more from the pallets that work with me,

like you’re not just supposed to be up here

and not be a part of this.

what’s happening

with the Rotary Club/Masonic/Illuminati necklace?

Haha, I designed it myself,

so I know it can’t possibly

have any of these comments.

I’m not that smart, user270253.

It was stupid.

Wikipedia.

I’ve always wondered who runs this place.

Early life.

He stated that he learned to read at the age of three

and communicated in several languages,

including French and Creole.

When you go to Haiti, like

there is no alternative, they speak Creole and read French.

I think I still read a thousand books a year,

even at this age.

Back to X.

@KattWilliams sorry to bother you legend.

Can we just stay there?

As fashion creeps into social media,

that’s when you’ve done it, folks.

Sorry to bother you, legend.

I was wondering, you did a rap song years ago

and I wondered what it was called.

For the life of me I can’t remember that?

Yes sir, that means it was not memorable,

probably wasn’t that good,

and that is why we have both forgotten it.

@KattWilliams, @icecube,

what do you guys think about a money mike spinoff movie

or short comedy series?

Well, thanks Tommy Gunz.

Well, I heard they work on the last “Friday”,

and if Money Mike is in it,

there will be a Money Mike spinoff movie.

I have tried to keep all my characters in one position

where they could get a spinoff.

Tim Christian Hansen, would you please start a podcast?

Society would freak out.

Everyone knows you’re telling the truth.

I don’t like listening to me talk.

So if I did a podcast it would be nice,

ok the answer is yes

ok i’ll do the podcast

and I’m working on it.

Okay, there you go, Tim.

Okay, that’s it,

I log off the internet.

See you all later.

It was a lot of fun for me, I appreciate it.

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