The Taylor Mathis scandal: It’s Friday, and if you’re reading this, you’re probably hanging on to the last remaining heartbeat at work in the final hours before you finally head home for the weekend. I’ll drive home with the wildest story circulating the internet’s badlands: “Walking Bets” Taylor Mathis and her alleged meme coin scandal.

It’s impossible to ignore how quickly Taylor Moore and her meme coin scandal caught fire in the last 24 hours. According to internet sleuths, Taylor Mathis is at the center of what they’re calling a crypto “rug pull,” and there’s speculation that the Feds could be knocking on her door soon.

Here is the summary according to Taylor Mathis @Tyler_Did_It– who insists he is not a lawyer:

1. Creation: A group of crypto-loving degenerates minted a meme coin called TAYLOR coin, inspired by none other than Mathis himself.
2. The approval: Mathis agrees to promote the coin and secure 2% of the total supply (that’s 20 million tokens for those keeping track).
3. The hype: Within three days, the TAYLOR coin reaches a market capitalization of $6 million, all thanks to her support and some serious hype on social media.
4. The dip: Just as quickly, the coin takes a dive and falls below a market capitalization of $1.5 million.
5. The dump: Late last night, Mathis allegedly dumped his entire 2 percent stake, pocketing 95 SOL ($16,000) and sending the coin’s value into freefall, bottoming out below $100,000.
6. The aftermath: Mathis hops on X (formerly Twitter) and says, “Yeah, the crypto thing isn’t for me lol.” She also claims she will donate the money to a toy drive – only to delete that tweet soon after.
7. The buyback: In a bizarre twist, her wallet reportedly buys back 34 million tokens for $9,000, causing a partial recovery in TAYLOR coin’s value. She even starts engaging with users about her rebuys, calling it “crazy lore.”

Walking Bets with host, Taylor Mathis (lol)

Now the internet is losing it. Some people are screaming “FRAUD,” while others are convinced she’s headed to a courtroom to face federal charges.

It’s a mess, and I can’t help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. The idea that a meme coin tied to a social media influence like Mathis could lead to a full-scale scandal? It’s great in 2024.

The funnest part? The same guys who have been glued to her 4K videos for months are now furious that she may have made a quick buck on a meme coin. It’s like a meme come to life: dudes who were captivated by her, now bitter that she profited from their fascination.

A meme coin named after a social media star who allegedly defrauded a bunch of crypto bros that screams “SECURES FRAUD!” on Elon Musk’s social platform? It’s the kind of absurdity that feels like a fever dream.

The guys who scream “SHE’S A FRAUD!” have no one to blame but themselves. Are you letting your admiration for Taylor Mathis cloud your judgment? It’s on you. It’s not like this is the first time in history that guys have lost money on breasts.

Remember: breasts are invincible, but don’t cry when they take your money. Just ask Steven Conrad Jr who learned that the hard way in a Strip Club on Bourbon Street when TLL was down in the Big Easy for Eagles-Saints earlier this season.

It’s a lesson as old as time, and it’s Business 101.

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